First you must recruit able-bodied workers-
You need to be a useful, multi-talented sort of fellow…
…and wear a really cool hat.
You must find the ideal location-
It was at this point the able-bodied workers wanted to give up and go inside to watch “Max & Ruby”.
Riley does not like our new scarecrow.
You also need plenty of straw and “really big muscles!”.
Last but not least, this post would not be complete if I neglected to tell one more story entitled,…
The Life of a Shirt
This is the shirt that was bought, at the Eddie Bauer in the Pleasanton Mall, while we were still dating. Back in the mid-90′s this shirt was crisp, new, and stylish. It was worn to Camp Colorado, on countless dates, and for his senior pictures. It hung in the back of the closet for many years, was rescued from the Good Will box at least a half a dozen times,… and now finds it’s self adorning the scarecrow out in our corn field. It is the end of and era!